#south park screenshot

[nheystyle]

hang on!

art by @nheyguys

[stylestiel]

forever thinking about how Kyle HATES being a stereotype (a main reason he hates his cousin is for being a jewish stereotype), coupled with the fact that he also HATED wearing the metrosexual/gay clothes. It's almost like he hated being a gay stereotype....🤔

[justsomedrawing]

screen shot edit with my oc Jonas 🫶

OG SCENE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

these are fun to make

[statixzcoffee]

Guys, I did it. I finally got all the screenshots and I got what they drink as well. I have saw FIVE asian girls. I always wanted to characterize them, so this will help even if I didn't connect anything hehe

Super Galaxy & Oatmeal Nummy Nums - Alexis (I named her that - the asian girls only have three girls named.) ~~~~

Slay Lemonade? - Mary (She was not named whatsoever.)

I am 99 percent sure: this is what she choses.

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Super Galaxy - Lynn (Not named again. I named her.)

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Summer Popsicle - Lisa (She is actually one of the named girls!!)

[voltios-is-here]

Trying something a little bit different

[fennecfiree]

please please please reblog im so tired

redraw of this:

[cringelordofchaos]

THE CONSTANT LOOKS N SMILES THEY GIVE EACH OTHER IN THIS EPISODE

They're just like

And Stan looking at Kyle while kyles not looking -

I am normal I swear

[ashartstuff]

I love him

[headless609]

Y’all remember this old thing?

Plus some tik tok screenshots

Kinda random but look at this kickass mug I painted 🔥

[alovember]

Slapping sparkles on the orb children, look at them go

[drama-glob]

Hey! It's Cartman! ;)

Side note: I love Millie's bored/done expression and the fact she's literally along for the ride in this moment. ;)

[nheystyle]

local boy skips school to drink soda, stare at friend's butt

art by @nheyguys

[stylestiel]

Stan and Kyle kiss while everyone cheers. 100% canon yup yuP

[mysticcoffeecat]

Re: Post-COVID Stan and his Job, a Kind-Of Defense:

Soooo I know a lot of folks aren’t too happy about the fixed/final timeline’s Stan’s future job in the Space Force, and I get it. But I’d like to argue that it isn’t as far off base for his character as many folks give credit for. I’m not saying it’s the perfect job for him, but it’s not completely off-base, and I really do think the creators gave careful consideration to his job here.

Before I explain, first let me say that I do understand some of the frustrations and wish they would do some type of episode about the Space Force with Stan as a kid to establish his interest in it, or at the very least in a government job. It’s not like Stan hasn’t been to space before or had Space themed episodes (pinewood derby being a very underrated episode), but the Space Force is such a ridiculous concept that it could be a funny episode and parody and could help the ending of Post-Covid feel more well-rounded. They could have an episode where Stan has to get rid of the Space Jail his dad had created and dealing with the Space Cops or some shit like that.

I’ve seen some discourse asking why Stan couldn’t have been a musician or a vet due to his love of animals. To answer that - I think it’s very realistic that Stan didn’t end up a musician. I’m just going to leave it at that. Most people don’t make it in the music industry, and I really don’t think Stan would take it that seriously as an adult to try to navigate that. He’s not that naturally passionate. I think he’d more likely keep it as a hobby. It’s just the reality of things (though I think a fic in that direction would be valid and interesting. Lmk any fic recs for that).

As far as being a vet goes - look, I love animal lover Stan, but let’s think this through logically. He loves animals, and it’s adorable. But that’s exactly why he would HATE being a vet. It’s canon that Stan doesn’t do well with blood, and it’s canon that Stan does not do well with animals being in pain. Being a vet literally combines those two things together that Stan viscerally hates. He’d love being able to be around animals, sure, but he would hate having to perform surgeries/see animals suffer. It would deepen his depression, and he would be too queasy to handle it according to canon. Again, it’s one thing to see this in a fic and I think that would be cute. But in a canon episode? That would make no sense and would be contradictory to several established character points.

So if being a vet or a musician are off the table, where does that leave us? What are some of Stan’s strengths, or some things we know about him that would translate well into the professional field?

Well, we know he loves board games (this is not a one-off from an episode, there are SO many instances of Stan and his complicated board games, whether they being showcased in the background of his bedroom, or him playing them)- and these are not surface-level board games like Settlers of Catan (which I can totally see him looking down on as a ‘way too easy and therefore boring game’). We’re talking about games that take grown adults years to master, let alone learn the complex rules. Not sure how many of you have delved into these types of games he likes, but some of those games are almost like learning a whole new language, and the amount of strategizing you do in the types of games he likes is very high (and we know that Stan can strategize/think quickly on his feet well).

His skills in board games translate into how he navigates the world pretty well. We also know that he shows high critical thinking skills (sometimes to the point of being too critical. Him being diagnosed a ‘cynical asshole’ by a doctor wasn’t just because of the depression- he kinda always has been one to an extent, even before that episode) and very easily sees through bullshit. He also is very adaptable with natural leader skills and is good at adjusting to his environment physically, so I have no doubt that he would be able to learn about, say, working a spaceship.

Basically, a lot of Stan’s strengths that I think are often slept on in the fandom overall are all the things that would translate quite well into some type of military or government intel analyst role. The ridiculousness of the Space Force also aligns with the ridiculousness of South Park in general 100% (there’s so much satire potential there). It also just went well with the political climate of the time the episode aired.

Fun fact: according to his uniform, he appears to be a Chief Master Sergent, which is the second highest enlisted rank possible. He also has an insane amount of awards on his uniform.

One of Stan’s weaknesses is that he has a lack of motivation. I can absolutely see him being unsure of what to do in life but not wanting to be like his dad and joining the military to help at least give him guidance/something to make of himself in his life when he lacks the motivation/structure to think of something himself. And then I can see it evolving from there as he joins the military/how it adapts to his own natural skills. I also think he would secretly like the status he would gain from ranking high up.

Btw this is kinda off topic but I completely head-canon that Craig also works in the Space Force with Stan. Also, Stan is not short (look to the screenshots). . Looks to be the tallest of the main four, followed by Kyle, Kenny, then Cartman who is quite short.

[statixzcoffee]

Been thinking about Porsche ever since I get into their characters and rewatching the episode and playing the game. Which will most likely will be here once I am done with everything.

Porsche WAS goth - Headcanon wised. (It just also reminded me of Goth! Stan.) ~ Anyways, for more headcanons that's totally related with the Goth! Porsche thingy. I have to add One-Off Characters that is unnamed and townsfolk. Hell yeah.

These fellas. LOL ~ Now I am imagining the friendship between one of the skaters. I don't know why, but I see Porsche might fell in love, especially the middle one. Maybe to make him jealous, or three. (Idk she gives me love skater types tbh) Headcanon feels for Goth Porsche: (I feel like Porsche trying too hard to be edgy, but ended up to be a class clown in a way. But, that's my take. This is the sketch version.)

And here's the coloured version.

Headcanons: Goth! Porsche does not really like smoking - Sticks with bubblegum. because she heard that cancer makes her hair fall off. But, the way the skater guy help light her cig is really worth it...

Sometimes whenever he spins the wheels. Porsche can't help to look at it.

2) However she wanted to be a Goth can have two possibilities. One she has a fallout or she overheard one of her crushes that they want to date a Goth Mommy... (I'm sorry.) "Whatever that means..." or we could have a third option, we take both of those things.

3) She actually is very crybaby for make up and if she messed up. Henrietta, "Calm down, you conformist. Put it on the other eye to match." And she was very offended; but ended up taking the line as she liked the look. (sometimes she does come in with panda eyes, to which Firkle commented: "she's trying too hard.")

[nibbles7192]

My hyperfixation is mainly on Kyman, but it's also just South Park in general. Of course my OTP is the most hated in the fandom, the aforementioned Kyman, but that wasn't enough. No, my brain wanted the most hated character, Pip, to be one of my favorite characters. It's like I was cursed!!

BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! (My low quality screenshot is from "Season 6 Episode 6 - Professor Chaos")